Washington D.C. Metro Emergency Instructions
Ugh, long and boring.
How ’bout this instead:
– Don’t Freak Out
– Don’t Get Out
(unless your in immediate danger)
– Don’t Take Your Bulky Stuff Out
– Don’t Fry When Your Out
(stay away from the electrified 3rd rail–zap!)
Easy, smeazy. 😉
[Note: Follow instructions at your own risk.]
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal – sorry so fuzzy, train was moving)
