In Case Of Emergency

Washington D.C. Metro Emergency Instructions

Ugh, long and boring.

How ’bout this instead:

– Don’t Freak Out

– Don’t Get Out

(unless your in immediate danger)

– Don’t Take Your Bulky Stuff Out

– Don’t Fry When Your Out

(stay away from the electrified 3rd rail–zap!)

Easy, smeazy. 😉

[Note: Follow instructions at your own risk.]

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal – sorry so fuzzy, train was moving)