So I was at the pool going swimming, doing my laps.
It was very busy there with lots of people of all ages.
All of a sudden, I hear some screaming.
Then the guards come over and tell people they have to get out of the pool, pronto!
There’s been an accident.
No, not someone getting hurt.
Someone had a bathroom accident in the pool.
The director of the pool is going around explaining to the inconvenienced swimmers that:
“Someone pooped in the pool.”
Not exactly an eloquent way to say it, but it gets the point across.
What is worse, it was on the side of the pool where the adults were swimming!
Next come the lifeguards with the nets and they are literally scooping swathes of this sh*t out of the pool.
I see it literally spans almost a half length of this olympic pool.
What a crappin’ mess.
Luckily I got almost all my swim in–yes, I am dedicated!
And then took a long hot shower with tons and tons of soap. 😉
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)