Weird Face Bag

This bag is too weird.

Not a man and not an animal–it’s some sort of beast. 

It has a crazy face on it with a gnarly mouth and green bug-eyes.

Is it watching for pickpockets?

Wonder if it bites the hand that tries to go inside the purse. 

I can’t look at this thing anymore. 

Make it go away! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

A Mosquito Into A Mule

So you know the old saying about:

Making a mountain out of a molehill


That’s when you make a big deal out of nothing.


So yesterday, I heard the European version of this as:

Making a mosquito into a mule


Honestly, I like that version a lot better.


A mosquito bites and is annoying.


But a mule resists and is a very stubborn animal that can drive you crazy. 


You definitely don’t want to make a mosquito into a mule! 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Barking and Biting

Please see my new article in The Times of Israel, “We Must Take Every Bark Seriously.”

Sometimes, when they bark, they don’t bite. But other times, the bark is the prelude to the bite. I don’t think you can judge intentions by the bark, and I am certain you need to always be ready for the bite. Dogs and people are not really that different. Over millennia of history, Jews have been threatened and persecuted–barked at and bitten, and they have not been mutually exclusive.


The Jewish people are few in number and with a small but miraculous and wonderful country–we know that rabid dogs that bark against us, also can bite ferociously, and we must take every threat seriously for our very survival. 


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)