Finding Chicken Little


I was taken aback today to see this young lady walking her dog with a rubber chicken hanging off the back of her pants.

The chicken was hanging by one leg and swinging back and forth–twisting and turning.

I imagined that if this chicken was alive, it would be begging for mercy tied to the back like that.

Anyway, I’m not sure if this is a joke or a play toy for the dog, but it just seemed like a unique photo.

How would you caption this picture (and please keep it politically correct)?