In Case Of Emergency

Metro Emergency

Washington D.C. Metro Emergency Instructions


Ugh, long and boring.


How ’bout this instead:


– Don’t Freak Out


– Don’t Get Out

(unless your in immediate danger)


– Don’t Take Your Bulky Stuff Out


– Don’t Fry When Your Out

(stay away from the electrified 3rd rail–zap!)


Easy, smeazy. 😉


[Note: Follow instructions at your own risk.]


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal – sorry so fuzzy, train was moving)