Sushi Socks Dating

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So this is a novel way to sell socks.


Roll them up and package them like a sushi roll. 


Socks are the colors and textures of various fish.


Not sure why anyone would want socks that mimic sushi…


Unless of course, you feet stink like raw fish!


My wife knows this true story about this one girl that I dated before I met her, and she came over to my parents house and was waiting for me. 


When I got there, she was sitting on the couch and her shoes were off. 


It was after a long day at work apparently, and her feet smelled worse than any fish I could imagine. 


Literally, I think I could’ve passed out right there on the floor. 


Date was over and quick, and I never forget those sushi feet. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Cough, Concussion, Coverup, Conspiracy

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We never want anyone to be sick, and of course sincerely wish everyone well.


But we are at a critical juncture for America and 330 million people here as well as those in the rest of the world looking to us for global leadership: 


First it was needing help up the stairs.


Then it was exhaustion


Then it was threats to reporters for saying she was low on energy


Then it was a conspiracy


Then it was a cough.


Then it was allergies


Then it was overheated and dehydration


Then it was fainting


Then it was a belatedly-announced (from Friday) pneumonia.


Then she’s “feeling great…and it’s a wonderful day in New York.”


Then it’s time to cancel her campaign trip to California


When the story keeps changing for doctoring Hillary, and the campaign avoids the emergency room and transparency…is there something for America to be concerned about when it comes to our Presidency.


Are desperate times calling for some to commit to desperate national lies?  😉


(Source Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)