Cannibals Love To Have You For Dinner

I love this saying from one of my colleagues in the National Security field about the Middle East:

If you aren’t invited for dinner, you’re likely on the menu!

Oh how true it is. 

It reminds me of a mother-in-law joke my father used to tell about this guy telling his friend:

Yeah, we had my mother-in-law for dinner. And boy was she good!

Anyway, no one can tell a joke like he did. 

Last thing you want to be is on the menu. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Story About Dressing Modestly

One of my good friends told me a funny story.

The friend of his daughter was wearing one of those cropped shirts which expose the belly.

She said that her dad told her to throw a party for her clothes, so that her shirt could meet her shorts.

I guess all dads worry about the modesty of their daughters.

This was a good tznius story that hammers home the point and is also pretty funny. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Limp Noodles {SAD}

No, they’re not noodles.


They are pencils in the museum. 


And they are certainly limp, if not completely dead. 


Who in the world would use a clown pencil like this?


This is some serious dysfunction. 


If I could, I would certainly prescribe some much needed Viagra for these. LOL


They are that sad! 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Holiday Earrings With Pizazz

These holiday earrings have loads of pizazz.


Watch them flash red from ear to ear!

The funny thing is no one else even notices. 


What an awesome holiday fashion statement from The Nation’s Capital. 😉


(Credit Video: Andy Blumenthal)

Eyewash Smiley

Had to take a second look at this eyewash station with the bright yellow caps.

I suppose this is good if you get something in your eye(s) and need to flush it out. 

Are the yellow caps supposed to be for keeping the faucets clean and unobstructed. 

Whole thing looks a little like a face:  the yellow caps are the eyes, the big center faucet is the nose, and the sink basic the big mouth. 

Maybe just my imagination, but I think it’s saying “there are too many cooks in this kitchen, get the h*ll out!” 🙂

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up (LOL)

After all the work is said and done…


And there is still so much more that I earnestly hope and pray to accomplish with my life.


Perhaps, then, when I am all grown up, I can have some time to be a sun bum too. 


Everyone deserves a little fun. 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)