Tuna Salad – Eating Healthy

Intermittent fasting is going, thank G-d well. 


When I broke my fast today, I had a healthy salad with tuna fish. 


Dieting and eating healthy, and feeling good about it!


All the processed food is completely addictive and 100% poison!


Broke the addiction and I don’t plan to go back to the corrupt food industry fools that don’t care for atom about the people, but rather just the profits. 


Fruit, vegetables fish, nuts, seeds, and tea. 


The fleecing of America by all the processed food players–it’s disgusting.


I’m detoxing and I am grateful to G-d for helping me through this and showing me the way! 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

You’re Driving Me Nuts

There is just something so crazy funny about this Simpsons’ painting. 


Homer is mad as h*ll and has Bart by throat!


Bart is screaming for help.


It so funny how art imitates life. 


Where people drive others $%#&^*)* crazy. 


And the other person just wants to wring their freakin’ neck. 


Yeah, this never really happens. 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

This Is What You Smell

Great sign at the nut stand at Sugarloaf Festival.

“This Is What You Smell!”


Hot cinnamon pecans or almonds. 


Wow, did that smell nice.


I got a tiny bag of the pecans, and when I opened it, the smell and taste that hot cinnamon really took over. 


Were there other smells present as well?


Probably, but I chose to focus on the cinnamon nuts. 


The other smells will have to wait for their special sign and appropriate attention to deal with it. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Batsh*t Crazy

So have you ever dealt with these types of people?


They are what is commonly referred to as:

“Batsh*t Crazy!”


Some telltale signs in combination:


– Loud


– Out of control (off the spectrum)


– Exaggerated thinking/delusional


– Feelings of victimhood/paranoia/anger


– Gesturing wildly 


– Fingers tightly extended or clenched into fists


– Banging on the table/wall 


– Sharpening facial lines


– Clenching of the lips/teeth


– Bugged out/staring eyes


– Dark, hallowed-out eye sockets


– Disheveled hair/clothes


– Unkept/dirty/smelly


– In your face/space


– Potentially violent/dangerous


When you are dealing with batshit crazy…watch out!


You can’t reason with them. You can’t confront them.  You can’t evade them.  


They have you in their sights. 


Scary, right? 


BTW, I looked up the derivation of this term:


It come from “there is nothing at all going on upstairs”–such that the bells are no longer ringing in the church tower, and hence the bats are coming to rest there, and they have been there so long that the batsh*t has built up.


There is certainly a lot of batshit from what I can see! 😉


(Source Photo: here with attribution to geralt)

Upside Down Bird, Black Sheep–Same Thing

I thought this art was funny and accurate:

There’s always one in every family.

Really, it should be there is always one (or two) in every family, group, and organization. 


Whether it’s the upside down bird or the “black sheep”–I think we call it that person a troublemaker!


Is it the attention they crave? 


Is it a good fight or argument they are after?


Are they just different and that’s okay.


Listen, we are all the same, but we’re also all different. 


Imagine being completely the same and how boring that would be. 


So being the upside bird isn’t necessarily a bad thing. 


The other birds may look at this upside down bird as cuckoo.


But the bird may not be a cuckoo bird at all.


He may just be acting himself. 


To the upside down bird, he probably thinks of himself as being right side up bird, and that it’s the other birds that are the cuckoos.


From my experience, there is being different and then there is being cuckoo for real. 


There really are one or more cuckoos just about everywhere you look.


Worse yet, if the other 4 birds are sane, then watch out because you may be the cuckoo bird.


And then there was the movie, “One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”  😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal) 

Classified Nuts

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Something about this advertisement seemed perfect for this week:


“I didn’t realize these nuts were classified.”


So said the chipmunk.


This was posted the same week that intelligence about ISIS was shared with the Russians from the oval office.


The Prez is entitled to share whatever he wants and maybe he didn’t realize “these nuts were classified.” 


My bet is this was all sort of innocent, but either way we don’t want to jeopardize critical intel sources and methods in our fight against our enemies and terror. 


It’s their nuts that should be on the line and not ours. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Doggie Psychologist

Doggie Psychologist
I took this photo of a sign in Florida advertising a “Dog Psychology Center.”


I think my dad would say that anyone taking their dog there should have their head examined!


Apparently, Cesar Millan is a fairly well-known “Dog Behaviorist” who works with especially aggressive dogs to rehabilitate them–soothing the savage beast!


There are enough people with mental problems that don’t get the help they need that it seems somewhat excessive to have dogs going to the psychologist, but people are still homeless and in rags on the streets of our cities. 


At Country Inn Pet Resort your dog can be “mastering the walk,” be socialized, get obedience training, and even learn to swim. 


Sounds nice to send your pet to a “resort,” but do they really need a psychologist or do you just want to ignore your pet the same way you ignore your children?  😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)