Now Dat’s Customer Service

This was a sign that talks to a real customer service orientation:


“Suppose we refund your money.


Send you another one without charge.


Close the store.


And have the manager shot…


Would that be satisfactory?”


Actually no, that’s not good enough!


While you’re at it…


Bow down and kiss my filthy feet.


Flagellate yourself with 40 lashes using a wet noodle. 


Give me a complimentary supply of whatever the crap is I was buying for life.


And after you shoot the manager, hang him from the tallest tree for everyone to get the message.  LOL


Now dat’s customer service!  😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Seeing Your Life Flash B4 Your Eyes

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So in near death experiences, it is common to see your life flash before your eyes. 


Researchers believe that what you see isn’t necessarily in chronological order, rather there is no time or space, and people report that “it all happened at once.”


Additionally, people feel the experiences and pain from others’ points of view. 


It’s like a melding of time and space in a single continuum. 


This so-called life review experience (LRE) is eye-opening. 


It’s almost like a G-d’s eye view of your life in the world. 


In the worst case scenario, what we see at the end is what we failed to see during life–how far wrong we went and how much we hurt others. 


If we wait until the end to open our eyes and see what’s right in front of us all along, then frankly, it’s too late to do anything positive about it. 


Maybe you have to come back (reincarnated) for another try to do things better and make things right. 


Hopefully, you learned something from this go around so that you are building incrementally and purifying your heart and your soul. 


If though life experience, it’s ups and downs, and pains and suffering, you still learn nothing…then what you see in the end is your own blindness to the eternal lessons of the omniscient creator–all in 20-20 extra clear hindsight. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)