REI Stupid Coupons

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REI had a special online. 


You order $100 or more of stuff, and you get a $20 “member bonus” card. 


That sounded good, so I placed an order. 


So I get a message that I’ll have the bonus card within 48 hours or I should check my spam folder. 


Not sure what should take 48 hours, but I end up getting the email with the $20 code the same day. 


Thinking I’d go and get something for the freebie, I head to the store today and find something perfectly for $20!


Wow–that’s cool.


I wait on this long line with my wife…and we’re checking out this new popcorn on the line called Halfpops, which looks like Half Poop, and what’s the other half?  


After having lousy experiences with these B.S. coupons in the past, we are joking back and forth how there is less than a 50% chance that the coupon actually works today and we end up walking out with the product.


Sure enough, we get to the register and the cashier says, 

“Sorry. The coupon is not good for another 2 weeks!”


Bingo.  Well why they heck did you send me the coupon now and not make it good for another 2 weeks–why waste everyone’s time here?


Also, what difference is it to REI to make me wait 2 weeks to use the member reward–I’m in the store now, so if they want to cross-sell me some stuff what difference does another couple of weeks make. 


You’d think the customer service at REI would say, “we apologize for the inconvenience” and process it now to make it a positive experience, but instead they actually told me to come back in 2 weeks and start all over AGAIN. 


Gee, thanks REI for the member bonus reward…you’ve really done so well with customer service for your members, NOT!  


I think REI is blinded by stupid policies and corporate bullsh*t so that they cannot take care of their customers and do what makes common sense. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Playing The Work Game Can End In More Ways Than One

Work Hard

This game takes working to a whole new level of absurdity. 


It’s called “Don’t Get Fired!


And it’s by a 29-year old South Korean programmer who found a way to vent his own frustration with the crazy working world by making it into a mobile game. 


The goal is to “rise through the ranks of a nameless corporation by performing an endless string of mind-numbing tasks, while avoiding  a long list of fireable offenses.”


I did a screenshot here after I passed the interview and did the tasks that the various levels of management told me to by yelling at me with exclamation marks. 


The more exclamation marks means the more yelling and critical the tasks are from the seniors in the organization. 


Here the added stressor is everyone is in “fever mode,” because the president is in town, so now you are getting work from everyone and have to manage all the competing priorities. 


See me, the intern in the lower right corner with the work piled up on my desk.


You have to tap furiously on each task to turn them green and eventually make them disappear as completed.


In the game, you basically “get fired again and again in a cycle of humiliation and false hope.” 


There are no less than “29 ways to get fired, including opening a box of donuts that doesn’t belong to you,…addressing colleagues with the wrong level of formality, or failing to laugh hard enough at the jokes of a company vice president.”


One game player said, “sometimes you just have to laugh at the futility of life” or in this case I think he is referring to meaningless work tasks. 


Mind-numbing tasks and yelling in the office are not what decent work life is about.  

It’s no wonder that doing meaningful work, being treated with dignity and respect, and having the opportunity to learn and grow are some of the most important aspects of a satisfying job.


Then why get fired, when instead you can get promoted. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

“Shitty” Advertising

Toilet Advertising
Florida is a beautiful, but sometimes a strange place.



I stop in a restaurant to use the restroom.



Now, I know sometimes people put art inside to sort of spiffy the place up.



But in this (semi-fancy) restaurant’s restroom, there was actually advertising–yes, right where you do your thing.



And in one spot, they had this sign from Insite Advertising, Inc. for the bathroom advertisements.



“…Thank you for allowing us to spend this time alone with you. We understand that during your hectic day quiet moments are few and far between…”



Well, this was one alone time that was definitely interrupted and a little less quiet.



Isn’t there any place we can go anymore without being bombarded by branding, marketing, advertising, selling, and companies trying to make a another quick buck.



Darn, leave us alone and give us our bathrooms back–I’m not buying from you at a time like this! 😉