Long Nails

Ran into this lady in South Florida. 

Couldn’t help but notice the nails. 

She told me she’s been growing them like this for 29 years!

I asked if she had any difficulty typing, driving, or anything. 

And she told me she does everything with them.

No, I don’t think that I want to touch these things. 

I’m only getting as close as the camera. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Everyone’s A Backseat Driver

Someone put this lovely card on my car recently.

Hey, I know I know I’m not the best driver in the world–

BUT this is insulting. 😦

Plus a little ~~threatening~~

So, if what happens if you park better in the future–do you get a reward card instead?

And then they buff out the scratches they put on your car previously 🙂

Thanks a lot!

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)