Long Nails

Ran into this lady in South Florida. 


Couldn’t help but notice the nails. 


She told me she’s been growing them like this for 29 years!


I asked if she had any difficulty typing, driving, or anything. 


And she told me she does everything with them.


No, I don’t think that I want to touch these things. 


I’m only getting as close as the camera. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Nice Chompers

Teeth.jpeg

So this was funny-weird at the dentist. 


The dental hygienist comes in and does the cleaning.


Ultrasonic cleaner, scraping, polishing, flossing, rinse–all sort of routine. 


Next the dentist comes in–looks this side, that side, bite, bite again, looks some more. 


Then sort of out of the blue, the dentist goes to me:


“You got some nice chompers!”


Ah, never quite heard anyone say that before or quite the way this dentist said it.


Uh, a little strange sounding and feeling a little uncomfortable. 


I go out and tell me wife about this weird thing. 


And I start laughing and going…


“Doctor, you got some nice chompers there too!”


Somehow the way I said it, we both cracked up laughing. 


I’ll never think of going to get my teeth cleaned at the dentist quite the same way again. 😉


(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Strange Leggings

Leggings
Took this photo in the mall of this very strange looking pair of leggings. 



Sort of an ancient Egyptian style complete with princess, gold, and a cast of phony “G-ds”–sun, falcon, tiger, and more.  



Not sure who would actually wear these, but all the power to them. 



They are made so you “Walk like An Egyptian“–Go Bangles!



Can you hear me sing it?  😉



(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Bathroom Kudos

Bathroom Kudos

Going to a restaurant the other night, I stepped into the men’s room for a minute and noticed this sticker on the right of the mirror that said “Great Work” in big yellow letters on the red background.

I wondered what a strange sign to put in such a private setting as if we need applause for going to the bathroom or washing our hands.

Then again, if you’ve seen many men’s bathrooms, it could certainly be a time for kudos when it is kept clean and people use good personal hygiene–hence, the other sticker on the left, “It’s cool to care!”

The frog sticker in the middle, he’s just keeping an eye on things and thanking everyone for the job well done.

This is a funny commentary on our society these days where people seem to need a pat on the back for everything–even the highly mundane and personal.

Presumably, going to the men’s room will never be the same boring, uncaring event again–at least at this fine eating establishment. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)