Airplane Art

Why aren’t airplanes really decorated like this?

It would be so much more fun to get on a plane that displayed some pizzaz!

All we hear about are plane delays, cancelled flights, mishandled baggage, and involuntary bumping.

Oh, and don’t forget the ever more cramped seating and the entertainment system that is habitually broken.

How does this industry get away with all this crap? 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Face Vase

Thought this was a pretty cool Face Vase. 

If you add a digital home assistant to this (like Amazon Echo or Google Assistant) and make the lips move on this vase, it would be quite the futuristic home assistant!

I don’t think I’d feel comfortable living in my own house anymore. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Nice Chompers

So this was funny-weird at the dentist. 

The dental hygienist comes in and does the cleaning.

Ultrasonic cleaner, scraping, polishing, flossing, rinse–all sort of routine. 

Next the dentist comes in–looks this side, that side, bite, bite again, looks some more. 

Then sort of out of the blue, the dentist goes to me:

“You got some nice chompers!”

Ah, never quite heard anyone say that before or quite the way this dentist said it.

Uh, a little strange sounding and feeling a little uncomfortable. 

I go out and tell me wife about this weird thing. 

And I start laughing and going…

“Doctor, you got some nice chompers there too!”

Somehow the way I said it, we both cracked up laughing. 

I’ll never think of going to get my teeth cleaned at the dentist quite the same way again. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

B&N Chairs Are The Pits

So if you ever go to Barnes and Nobles, you’ll see that they have the most horribly hard wooden chairs. 

They are so  uncomfortable–many people seem to rather sprawl out on the floor to browse the magazines and books, rather then get a butt bender in those darn chairs. 

Some other people that I’ve seen now have resorted to placing cushy stuffed animals on the chairs to ease the discomfit on the arse!

I took this picture of someone’s chair by the window with 2 stuffed animals left over after what must’ve been a much needed cushion liner on the the bare wood. 

[BTW, sorry for whoever buys those sat on, smelled on stuffed animals afterwards–ew!]

The question is why invite people in to browse and sit–if you are only going to make them so uncomfortable.

Ok, I get the implicit message, “You can read for a few minutes, but otherwise buy something or get the h*ck out!”

And not that they are wrong (they aren’t), but why resort to making people physically uncomfortable and forcing them to leave instead of making everything welcoming and encouraging shopping and sales.

Barnes and Nobles–a nice place to visit for 20 minutes as long as you have some stuffed animals for your butt–but Amazon will reign bookstore supreme. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Let Me Out Of Here

I took this photo in Las Olas. 

This statue of a women in a crate, peering out, is so eerie and awesome to me. 

Reminds me so much of Medieval times when people were punished by being locked up and confined in cages or very narrow prison spaces. 

Talk about claustrophobia?

Anyway, not sure if she is being shipped out or ready to be displayed, but either way, this lady wants out, I am sure. 😉

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)