Feel My Fabric

This clothing store is being maybe a little too raunchy here. 

Get your hands off me. 

Hey cut that out. 

How utterly rude. 

Wise guys! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Isn’t This Brand Just A Little Too Forward

Can’t believe they actually sell a brand of soap called: “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Soap.”

And they have a hand sanitizer version too. 

This product’s naming, labeling, and marketing is over-the-top even for a spoof product. 

Ah, I think I’ll forever hold off on the handshaking even if there is an after-Covid.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Gorilla Glass For Smartphones

Loved this packaging with the gorilla!

Intuitively, it’s for tempered Gorilla glass for protecting your smartphone screen.

If your smartphone can survive this gorilla (King Kong), then it will work just fine almost no matter what.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Ice Cream Correctness

Thought this was a nice advertising for ice cream in the food court at the mall. 

It’s funny that they painted this over some doors, and you can see the lock in the center, right under the “Bomb Pop.”

In the age of radical terrorism, I wonder if that’s the best name for ice pops geared for children (and adults). 

I think we need to consider being emotionally intelligent and politically correct.

Since it’s red, white, and blue, how about rebranding it as the American Pop (with no ticking time bomb association)!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)