Boy Smells Odor

Body odor is what you want your scented candle to smell like?  😉

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Shampoo, Conditioner, and Bubble Bath

Cute packaging!  😉

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World’s Best Rum Cakes

Who doesn’t like rum cake?

Seriously, rum and cake, you can’t go wrong. 

But these ladies may actually have the best of the best out there!  😉

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Uh, No.

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Seems To Really Work

Stubborn Stain Remover. 

For stubborn stains. 

It is what is says it is! 

From what I can tell, it really works.  😉

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This Seems Useful

Who can argue with the usefulness of a “Sh*t Kit”?

As it says:

Don’t get caught with your pants down!

Wonder how Shark Tank missed this one???  😉

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When Branding is the Bomb

Putting your company name or logo on a grenade. 

Does that make you the bomb?

I guess it could mean that you’re exploding with energy, creativity, quality, coolness, market share, revenue, profits, or more. 

Maybe it’s a warning to your competitors to stay clear or they will suffer the explosive consequences.

Another reading is that your company is in trouble and is about explode, fragment, and leave a trail of dead bodies in its wake. 

If you love your brand, instead of a T-shirt with their logo next time, maybe you’ll consider splurging for their very own branded grenade.

You can display it, throw it, or sit on it and hope for the best the brand has to offer. 😉

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Ready To Drag Race

I’m not sure a Nissan is generally “all that.” 

But this guy definitely souped it up so that it looks pretty nice! 

Why don’t call cars look exciting like that?  😉

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Politically Incorrect Ointment

Couldn’t believe that this was a real product in CVS.

Didn’t think any legitimate product would actually be named “Butt Paste.”

Can you imagine going up to the pharmacist and asking:

Do you have any butt paste?

Pharmacist: 

Oh yes, it’s in Aisle 7. Do you want me to show you where it is?

Now, we’re really going down a rabbit’s hole! 😉

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Choose A Doll

Choose a doll, any doll.

Unfortunately, these remind me of Stephen King’s Children of the Corn.

Watch out grown ups, they’re coming for yoooou! 😉

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