When Branding is the Bomb

Putting your company name or logo on a grenade. 

Does that make you the bomb?

I guess it could mean that you’re exploding with energy, creativity, quality, coolness, market share, revenue, profits, or more. 

Maybe it’s a warning to your competitors to stay clear or they will suffer the explosive consequences.

Another reading is that your company is in trouble and is about explode, fragment, and leave a trail of dead bodies in its wake. 

If you love your brand, instead of a T-shirt with their logo next time, maybe you’ll consider splurging for their very own branded grenade.

You can display it, throw it, or sit on it and hope for the best the brand has to offer. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Ready To Drag Race

I’m not sure a Nissan is generally “all that.” 

But this guy definitely souped it up so that it looks pretty nice! 

Why don’t call cars look exciting like that?  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Politically Incorrect Ointment

Couldn’t believe that this was a real product in CVS.

Didn’t think any legitimate product would actually be named “Butt Paste.”

Can you imagine going up to the pharmacist and asking:

Do you have any butt paste?

Pharmacist: 

Oh yes, it’s in Aisle 7. Do you want me to show you where it is?

Now, we’re really going down a rabbit’s hole! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Choose A Doll

Choose a doll, any doll.

Unfortunately, these remind me of Stephen King’s Children of the Corn.

Watch out grown ups, they’re coming for yoooou! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

VW Love Van

These VW Vans were the best!  

The Hippie generation knew just how to make them gorgeous. 

Peace, Love, Rock and Roll! 

And the rainbow streaks and flowers for added good cheer. 

If VW would make these already with the paint job with all this expression, I bet they would sell like hotcakes!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Social Media and Life Guidance

Thought this sign could really apply to lot’s of people’s bad behavior, but also to their posts on social media:

Today is the Yesterday you will be embarrassed about Tomorrow. 

It’s good to always consider tomorrow (or the future) when you do or say something. 

What may seem like a good idea today may put you in very bad stead another day and under closer, clearer inspection. 

Think about the consequences for tomorrow and stop the stupid stuff today, online and in real life.  

That is if you care about your long term image and reputation. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Flowers On Perfume

Wow!  What a beautiful flower cap on this perfume bottle.

I’d buy this just for the bottle; who cares what the perfume smells like. 

Seriously, this is some genius creative design!

Beautifully done!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Starbucks Face-Branded Packaging

Love this new Starbuck’s face-branded packaging for their food. 

When they line up like this, they look especially friendly and cute. 

Also, looks like some happy customers, indeed. 

Starbucks may not have the world’s absolutely best coffee, but their branding is really awesome! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Isn’t This Brand Just A Little Too Forward

Can’t believe they actually sell a brand of soap called: “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Soap.”

And they have a hand sanitizer version too. 

This product’s naming, labeling, and marketing is over-the-top even for a spoof product. 

Ah, I think I’ll forever hold off on the handshaking even if there is an after-Covid.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Gorilla Glass For Smartphones

Loved this packaging with the gorilla!

Intuitively, it’s for tempered Gorilla glass for protecting your smartphone screen.

If your smartphone can survive this gorilla (King Kong), then it will work just fine almost no matter what.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)