Yolk is the King of Mayo

Is that a funny yoke?

(Credit Photo: Rebecca and Itzchak)

Where Are You Pointing That Gun?

If you’re sitting in this chair and smoke starts coming out between your legs, I guess you’ll know why.

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Lipstick On A Chair

This is what happens when you get lipstick on a chair.

What a great place to get your makeup done!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Threaded Blue Chair

This threaded blue chair was not only really good looking, but comfortable. 

Although getting in was easier than getting out of it!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

My Big Kahuna

So my new massage chair came today.

Kahuna LM-7000 in this amazing red color. 

It was awesome how the chair came completely assembled. 

Just plugged it in, jumped on, and started it up. 

I was lying back in a spaceship reclining position getting kneaded, tapped, knocked, and shiatsu’ed.

This was better than I had imagined it would be. 

I am hoping this helps with aches, pains, and sleep. 

I’ve got my big Kahuna now!  😉

(Source Photo: Massage Chair Heaven)  
 

Comfy Legs

Those legs look comfy in the chair. 

Cross, uncross, cross. 

Of course, the dress pants and shoes aren’t so comfortable. 

Do clothes really make the wo/man?

Here, there’s no real clothes or should I say person to speak of. 

Clothes is better than a fig leaf for Adam and Eve.

Much of clothing is just “look your best” and try to “feel good” vanity.

The soul is what really makes the person.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Two Asses and A Horse

Thought this was an interesting saying that I heard:

Two asses can’t sit on one horse.

Maybe a less eloquent way of saying that two kings can’t sit on one throne!

But the imagery of the first one is funnier!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)