Cut Off The Legs And Call Him Shorty

Who knew, it’s actually a song by Louis Armstrong.

It comes after:

“Shave off my hair and call me baldy.”

They don’t make them like they used to.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Vase With Tongue Out

Never saw a flower vase with a face and the guys tongue hanging out. 

Very creative, but also a little gross. 

I remember some crazy elders who used to say to put that tongue away or you’ll get it cut right off. 

At least the flowers will still remain and grow in the sunlight! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)