Flags and Rugs, Odd Combo Platter

What an odd combo.

We sell Flags and Rugs

Maybe like Michelle Obama said: 

When they go low [with rugs], we go high [with flags].

Oh, that’s what she meant!Β Β 

If the store ever expands, they can add:

And we sell everything in between (like furniture).

Low, high, it’s all making me a little dizzy today. πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Lawyer or Liar

Funny shirt this guy chooses to wear:

Trust me I’m a lawyer.

My dad used to joke:

Not a lawyer, a liar! 

I think he was referring to the ones who knowingly and dishonestly defend guilty violent criminals. 

But like with all people, some people are good and some are not so good.  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Hanging Out With A Dinosaur

Not so hard to imagine when dinosaurs roamed the earth. 

Here’s one in the gallery, and he’s sort of guarding the entrance.Β 

With dinosaurs, you just gotta watch out for the teeth and the tail. 

A domesticated pet it isn’t, yet some people don’t even notice it standing there!

We know we’re getting old when we’re hanging with dinosaurs or are we the dinosaurs as the next generation pass us by?Β  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Dog Days of Summer

Nice way for dogs (or people) to cool off in the hot car in Summer.

Just have to watch for passing cars or bikes, so the snoot doesn’t get bumped. 

Do you know where we’re going?

No hon, but it’s hot as hell today and I’m sort of down in the dumps. 

Just try to enjoy the ride and I’m sure we’ll be there soon. 

I’m trying, just let me have a little peace and quiet, please!  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)

Isn’t This Brand Just A Little Too Forward

Can’t believe they actually sell a brand of soap called: “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Soap.”

And they have a hand sanitizer version too. 

This product’s naming, labeling, and marketing is over-the-top even for a spoof product.Β 

Ah, I think I’ll forever hold off on the handshaking even if there is an after-Covid.  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)