I’m Sure You Did

So I thought this was pretty funny at the pool this week. 

I am about to get into the swimming pool. 

A water aerobics class is letting out and a bunch of older ladies are on the way out of the water. 

One of them stops, give me a big smirk, and says:

“Don’t worry we warmed it up for you!”

I thought for quick second, and said with a completely straight face:

“I’m sure you did!”

The joys of swimming life.  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

If The Other Side Wins The Election

Still no firm results on who will be the next President of the U.S. of A. 

I think this is how a lot of people feel…

Β Β  Β ifΒ the other side wins the election (look where he’s picking from)!

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

One thing we know for sure is that the polls and the “Fake News” media got it all wrong again! πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Who Will Be The Next Captain of America?

Big day today with the U.S. Presidential election!

Who will be the next Captain of America?

Everyone is on the edge of their seats. 

As one friend said: 

Half the country will be elated and the other half miserable.

Maybe in the sense of how polarized we’ve become, it really is a no-win proposition. 

Too bad we can’t vote for the real Captain America?  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Election + Covid = Alcohol

Between this election and Coronavirus, how can any of us truly be feeling?

This old bottle of wine is looking mighty fine to me about now. 

Sometimes, we all need something for the pain!

And this election and the plague has been nothing but painful. 

The question is drink it now or hold it for tomorrow night. πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Watch Where You Stick Your Nose

This was an interesting sign:

We love it when you stick you nose in our business…

Gee, I sure hope this isn’t referring to a manure business.  LOL

In short, be careful into what stink you stick you nose in or know when to mind your own business!  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Don’t Forget To Brush

How’s that for a great reminder to brush your teeth.

Not so subtle though, right?

Man, what a pair of choppers!

I’m brushing. Believe me.  

Don’t have to show me twice!Β  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Born or Trained In Crazy

This was a funny sign at the store:

You don’t have to be crazy to work here, we’ll train you.

Some places they hire the crazies and other they train them to be crazy. 

Perhaps, it’s a bad culture or some bad applies, but either way they can turn good, caring employees into some more crazies to add to the office’s bunch of bananas. 

Fortunate is s/he who works in a normal, good workplace and can do “a decent day’s work for a decent day’s pay.”Β  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Have You Been?

Why is Hawaii one of those places where people always go:

Have you been?

They don’t even say the words “to Hawaii”.

Like Hawaii is just one of those places where you’re supposed to read people’s minds. 

Have you been?

Umm, let me think a moment. 

And before you even get a chance to respond further, the other person goes:

Oh, well let me tell you about the time we were in Hawaii and…

Of course, nothing much ever really seems to come after that except something about the wonderful beaches!

Like there aren’t nice, exotic beaches anywhere else.

Frankly, it’s a little remote anyway, no?

The other thing about Hawaii, of course, is if one of the volcanos starts smoking its angry stack! 

Better start playing that little guitar Hula dancer! πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Automation By Gloves

Everything is so automated these days.

Here’s a hydraulic oil machine.

And you see no people.

Just some blue gloves.

If you look long enough, perhaps you’ll see the gloves move and work the machine all by themselves. 

That’s the magic of automation and computerization. 

Say hi gloves!  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumnethal)