Big Swimming Smile

Eyes are from the swimming dumbbells.

Nose is the swim board.

Mouth is the swim noodle. 

That’s a really great big swim smile!

(Credit Photo: Rebecca)

Lion Bollard, Washington DC

Protection by a lion bollard. 

Washington, D.C. 

Wait, what’s he saying? 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal) 

Hyper Lips

These were some pretty big lips at CVS.

They literally stretched from one aisle to the next. 

I’d like to see the lips open and hear some words come out like where the sales are at!  

Even just some daily blah, blah, blah.  😉

(Credit Photo: Dossy Blumenthal)

Wise Old Tree

Great wise old face on this tree!

All it takes is a well-placed eyes, nose, and mouth. 

Trees are people too.  😉

(Credit Photo: Rebecca)

Hollow Eyes

Wow, scary dude!

Hollow eyes and nose. 

No ears.

Mouth sewn (beaded) shut. Straight from the “other side” (and wrong side of things). 
Wouldn’t want to run into this person anywhere, anytime. 😉
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Without a Brain or Soul

Wow, so this is us without a brain or soul. 

A real skull, all hollowed out.

Sockets for the eyes, and a big hole where the nose goes. 

The ears are gone too. 

The skull is sawed open at the top, where the brain goes. 

Not much left of the rotting teeth. 

The soul is departed and is somewhere in the afterlife. 

This should go a long way to humbling any human being. 

What’s outside really doesn’t count for much, and what’s inside is everything. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Sniffer Isn’t Working

Someone really had a premonition posting this sign before Covid!

The sign says simply:

Smell Me!!

The response to this now-a-days would be the person with Covid yelling back:

I can’t smell (or taste) anything!

Now frustrated, the other person replies:

But please, please smell me. 

Second person, tries and tries again:

Sniff, sniff–darn, the sniffer just isn’t working. 

Get out the smelling salts!

Six months later, I still can’t smell a skunk in the same room. 

What type of crazy pandemic is this!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Sound of Silence

Thought this was pretty smart. 

To listen, you’ve got to shut your mouth and be quiet. 

“Listen” and “Silent” have the exact same letters. 

Now will you be silent and listen to other people?  😉

(Credit Graphic: Andy Blumenthal)

Don’t Forget To Brush

How’s that for a great reminder to brush your teeth.

Not so subtle though, right?

Man, what a pair of choppers!

I’m brushing. Believe me.  

Don’t have to show me twice!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Laundry is a Colorful Cleaning Affair

It’s great when laundry goes from smelly and dirty to fresh and clean!

Some nice refreshing laundry detergent is just what’s needed. 

When the detergent comes in big, bright bottles like here, then it’s even a more inviting experience. 

Clean laundry, clean mind, clean mouth way to go! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)