Big Swimming Smile

Eyes are from the swimming dumbbells.

Nose is the swim board.

Mouth is the swim noodle. 

That’s a really great big swim smile!

(Credit Photo: Rebecca)

Nike Polka Dots

Standout Nike polka dot sneakers. 

Can’t help thinking that you just need a large round red nose with this. 

And you’re all set for the circus.  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Giraffe Lady

This lady is just closing her eyes and taking it easy.

She’s got the makeup, nice hat and jewelry and is relaxing with her back to the mirror. 

Life is good! 

On second thought, why the heck is a neck as long as a giraffe?

What is this another version of Pinocchio or something!  

Wake up lady, you’ve got problems to deal with here. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Wise Old Tree

Great wise old face on this tree!

All it takes is a well-placed eyes, nose, and mouth. 

Trees are people too.  😉

(Credit Photo: Rebecca)

Dog Days of Summer

Nice way for dogs (or people) to cool off in the hot car in Summer.

Just have to watch for passing cars or bikes, so the snoot doesn’t get bumped. 

Do you know where we’re going?

No hon, but it’s hot as hell today and I’m sort of down in the dumps. 

Just try to enjoy the ride and I’m sure we’ll be there soon. 

I’m trying, just let me have a little peace and quiet, please!  😉

(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)

Hollow Eyes

Wow, scary dude!

Hollow eyes and nose. 

No ears.

Mouth sewn (beaded) shut. Straight from the “other side” (and wrong side of things). 
Wouldn’t want to run into this person anywhere, anytime. 😉
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Without a Brain or Soul

Wow, so this is us without a brain or soul. 

A real skull, all hollowed out.

Sockets for the eyes, and a big hole where the nose goes. 

The ears are gone too. 

The skull is sawed open at the top, where the brain goes. 

Not much left of the rotting teeth. 

The soul is departed and is somewhere in the afterlife. 

This should go a long way to humbling any human being. 

What’s outside really doesn’t count for much, and what’s inside is everything. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Sniffer Isn’t Working

Someone really had a premonition posting this sign before Covid!

The sign says simply:

Smell Me!!

The response to this now-a-days would be the person with Covid yelling back:

I can’t smell (or taste) anything!

Now frustrated, the other person replies:

But please, please smell me. 

Second person, tries and tries again:

Sniff, sniff–darn, the sniffer just isn’t working. 

Get out the smelling salts!

Six months later, I still can’t smell a skunk in the same room. 

What type of crazy pandemic is this!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

If The Other Side Wins The Election

Still no firm results on who will be the next President of the U.S. of A. 

I think this is how a lot of people feel…

    if the other side wins the election (look where he’s picking from)!

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

One thing we know for sure is that the polls and the “Fake News” media got it all wrong again! 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Watch Where You Stick Your Nose

This was an interesting sign:

We love it when you stick you nose in our business…

Gee, I sure hope this isn’t referring to a manure business.  LOL

In short, be careful into what stink you stick you nose in or know when to mind your own business!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)