Two Asses and A Horse

Thought this was an interesting saying that I heard:

Two asses can’t sit on one horse.

Maybe a less eloquent way of saying that two kings can’t sit on one throne!

But the imagery of the first one is funnier!Β  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

How To Keep A Secret

This was a saying from the movie, The 2nd, that I liked:

Three people can keep a secret. 

When two are dead!

It’s similar to when you ask someone a question that they don’t want to answer and they say:

I can tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.  

Both of these make a lot of sense, LOL.  πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Cost Is The Cost

Brilliant quote by Sholem Aleichem:

The less you pay for something, the more it costs. 

You might think you’re getting a bargain by paying less, but in the end, paying less ends up costing you more in troubles and headaches. 

The cost is really the cost. 

When you cut a penny in half, it still costs you the whole penny! 

You can’t nickel and dime it to death. πŸ˜‰

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)