Giraffe Lady

This lady is just closing her eyes and taking it easy.

She’s got the makeup, nice hat and jewelry and is relaxing with her back to the mirror. 

Life is good! 

On second thought, why the heck is a neck as long as a giraffe?

What is this another version of Pinocchio or something!  

Wake up lady, you’ve got problems to deal with here. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Claw Tub on Pedestal

Nice claw-footed tub on pink and black/white mosaic pedestal. 

Why is it filled with pillows?

Maybe it makes it more luxurious to bath in. 

Only problem is there’s no room for the person.

Reminds me of a funny poster from when I was a kid:

Save water.  Bath with a friend!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Flags and Rugs, Odd Combo Platter

What an odd combo.

We sell Flags and Rugs

Maybe like Michelle Obama said: 

When they go low [with rugs], we go high [with flags].

Oh, that’s what she meant!  

If the store ever expands, they can add:

And we sell everything in between (like furniture).

Low, high, it’s all making me a little dizzy today. 😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Centerpiece

Nice store display. 

The centerpiece carries the weight here. 

Beautiful colors and design. 

Draws the shoppers into the store to buy, buy, buy. 

She rises above the others and stands out among the crowd.

Even if she’s just a mannequin, she’s doing a great job!  😉

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal) 

Shoes That Go With Everything

Ok, so these are shoes that go with everything


They got color, the got height, and they got pizazz! 


But can you walk in them and not fall on your face?


Only the graceful survive!  😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

That’s Severe

I know in the olden days they would chop off people’s hands for stealing. 


But this sign in a modern day store in America seemed just a little severe:

Shoplifters will be amputated


The worst part of it maybe is that they don’t say what part of the shoplifter will be amputated. 


So much for compassion and helping the needy. 

L-rd have mercy! 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Duracell Vs Energizer Showdown

This display in Home Depot was like the Duracell vs. Energizer dual to the death for batteries. 


Which one wins?


The whisper is that Duracell beats Energizer close to 2 to 1 for most things. 


Whether or not that’s true, the Energizer rabbit “keeps going and going” while the Duracell is copper-topped.


Copper? Bunny? Bunny is cuter! 😉


(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)