It’s hot in the Florida sun, especially at the beach.
So, I was interested in ordering a cup of Thai bubble tea with Boba.
I ask the lady:What does it taste like?
Lady answers:The boba [taste] is like nothing!
I ask:Can you put in a lot of boba?
She says:Tea sweet, but no more boba.
I ask: Why?
She tells me: Because it’s nothing.
I try again: But if it’s nothing, why can’t you put in some more?
She says:It’s tapioca, but it taste like nothing and I can only put in a handful.
My final try: Ok, give me some Thai tea with the boba in it.
Lady:Are you sure? It tastes like nothing.
Me: Yes, yes, yes. I love boba with nothing taste, just make sure the tea is plenty sweet!
Like my dear dad used to say:
The food here is terrible, and on top of it the portions are too small! 😉
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)